1) Intro - The Bells, The Bells
2) Eric Bogle - Santa Bloody Clause
3) Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol
4) Cyril Tawney - There Are No Lights On Our Christmas Tree
5) Robin Laing - The Mann That Slits the Turkey's Throat at Christmas
6) Tom Clelland - The Present
7) Bill Barclay - The Twelve Days of Christmas
8) His Worship & The Pig - Mary Christmas
9) The McCalmans - God Bless the Birthday Boy
10) Enoch Kent - Christmas Comes But Once A Year
11) Loudon Wainwright III - Christmas Morning
12) Cyril Tawney - The Lone Shepherd
13) Greentrax Choir - We Wish You A Merry Christmas

The title says it all, though we occasionally wonder if the sentiments expressed are really meant!

Lineup

See track list.